Sex

An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy.

Consul: What is your name?

Arab. : Abdul Aziz – Consul: Sex?

Arab.: Six to twelve times a week.

Consul: I mean, Male or female?

Arab.: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow! – Arab.:

Yes, cows and dogs too.

Consul: Man, isn’t it hostile?

Arab.: Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh dear!

Arab.: Deer? No deer, they run too fast