An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy.
Consul: What is your name?
Arab. : Abdul Aziz – Consul: Sex?
Arab.: Six to twelve times a week.
Consul: I mean, Male or female?
Arab.: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow! – Arab.:
Yes, cows and dogs too.
Consul: Man, isn’t it hostile?
Arab.: Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab.: Deer? No deer, they run too fast